A day in the life of Live Chat…
by Shane on 24/10/08 at 9:00 am
5 comments
We have Live Chat running on www.yuppiechef.co.za. For those of you who don’t know what this is…Live Chat gives your visitors the opportunity to Instant Message your support team for assistance while browsing your website, which works really well for an online store.
Every now and then we have some really hilarious chats – here is one that Mike took a few weeks back. Names have been changed.
Jane:
Who is behind this company? I work for a consumer magazine and would like to mention your website on our shopping page. Free of charge.Mike:
Two men – you can see the details on the about us page
Jane:
Brilliant concept, I love it.
Mike:
cool
Jane:
So I work for _____________ magazine. We have a website of the month, and I think this is it.
Will mention it in the mag in time for Christmas
Has business been good?
Mike:
Yes thanks, especially of lateJane:
Personal covet list: Global 20cm chef’s knife and Jamie Oliver mezza luna.Mike:
good choiceJane:
Will wait until I get my [joke of a] Christmas bonus.
Anyway, good luck with the business, let us know if we can do anything.
Mike:
ok. thought your company gave great bonuses. seems a good company to work for…
thanks a lot, good luck with article
Jane:
Not really. The old guys in the Pajeros with the Wilderness holiday homes must be doing well.
Mike:
pity, oh well one day they will pay back for the wrong they do…
Jane:
Ok. Well if you would like to get involved with a subscription offer (something like first 5 readers to subscribe get item X from YUPPIECHEF, let us know.
Mike:
will mention it to the marketing guy – cool idea
Jane:
cheers, you look like quite a hottie, by the way.
Mike:
well… thanks. can’t see you but sure you’re amazing
Jane:
Well, I’m kind of an old hag with kids, but my art director is cute, blonde and lovely, if you need to meet a sweet girl.
Mike:
mmm, not sure what to say… up to you
Jane:
You can see her on Facebook: Britney Goldstein
Mike:
wow that’s bordering on stalking… but mind you i know some Goldstein’s i probably know her somehow – age?
Jane:
Around 28
Mike:
ooooh, i think no matter my age i will marry a 21yr old… pity
Jane:
Lots to be said for the experienced older chicks.
Mike:
i am not even sure what that means… my toast is calling me. hope you find a good place for the article
Jane:
Anyway, must go. Ugly supervisor with whip screaming abuse in background.
Mike:
goodbye
Shane Dryden is the 'Maven' at Ideate. The driving-force of Yuppiechef, Shane loves to write on advertising and innovation. He spots the non-obvious stuff behind the obvious, which seems obvious, but isn’t really that obvious (obviously). View more articles by Shane.

Fred
Oct 24th, 2008
That is flipping classic.
Mike you should look her up dude. Sounds promising…!
Mike
Oct 24th, 2008
no comment
Tyron
Oct 25th, 2008
dudes awesome post, we have the same thing on our site, funny. But well done with this blog you’re building a tribe.. Have you guys got seth’s new book? you should look it up, send some posts and links his way, see what happens..
Jon
Oct 30th, 2008
I must admit i just put Britney Goldstein into google… all the best Mike
Jon
Oct 30th, 2008
Mike I must apologies, I’ve been the brunt of so many single jokes in the last few years, and I shouldn’t join in the fun now.
you be cool dude, do you’re thing!